"I want to move to Switzerland and sell cheese."
"What about your marine biologist plans?"
"I can multi-task."
"Then you'll be a cheese-selling marine biologist who lives in Switzerland."



"I want it so much I'd kill for it! Small things though...maybe a carrot....I wouldn't kill a spider."


Random things make random people happy.
Happy people make sad people happy.
Everyone's happy with random things.


What's with people with mood swings?
I mean, I know you probably can't help it, but you could try and suppress it or talking about it calmly instead of throwing it full scale at your unsuspecting innocent friends you know.
Although we all look like happy people we all have our own problems and the main purpose of us going out together is for us to just have fun as a group and forget about everything for awhile.
I'm sorry, but nobody wants to deal with sudden tantrums and consistent bouts of anger.
Sometimes we understand, and sometimes we don't.
Other times we simply have no energy to deal with you, cuz, surprise suprise, we have our own lives too.


ANYWAY.


Recently I saw my list of new year resolutions for 2009 and realised I haven't done much about it yet, omg.

• Learn something new everyday
  
• Learn to bake ("You'll need 10 kitchens to do that cuz you'll burn 9 down"-Bo)
  
• Get a hobby/Find a sport I like. (DONE YAY)
  
• Learn to sing chinese songs so I won't sound like an idiot @ Kbox / read more chinese books -.-
  

+ other random embarrassing things I don't even want to think about now.
I've achieved one alrd though hahahaha :D


So that means I'm left with "Learning something new everyday" and "Learning to sing+read in chinese" for the rest of the year -.-
I don't see how learning chinese now is gna salvage the situation though cuz I alrd did the damage for the oral -.-

As for learning something new everyday,
today I decided to be brave and go for tuition even though I didn't go to school. +
I'm reading a book about Munchausen by proxy.



Munchausen by proxy:
In MBPS, an individual — usually a mother — deliberately makes another person (most often his or her own preschool child) sick or convinces others that the person is sick. The parent or caregiver misleads others into thinking that the child has medical problems by lying and reporting fictitious episodes. He or she may exaggerate, fabricate, or induce symptoms. As a result, doctors usually order tests, try different types of medications, and may even hospitalize the child or perform surgery to determine the cause.

Typically, the perpetrator feels satisfied by gaining the attention and sympathy of doctors, nurses, and others who come into contact with him or her and the child. Some experts believe that it isn't just the attention that's gained from the "illness" of the child that drives this behavior, but also the satisfaction in being able to deceive individuals that they consider to be more important and powerful than themselves.

Because the parent or caregiver appears to be so caring and attentive, often no one suspects any wrongdoing. A perplexing aspect of the syndrome is the ability of the parent or caregiver to fool and manipulate doctors. Frequently, the perpetrator is familiar with the medical profession and is very good at fooling the doctors. Even the most experienced doctors can miss the meaning of the inconsistencies in the child's symptoms. It's not unusual for medical personnel to overlook the possibility of MBPS because it goes against the belief that a parent or caregiver would never deliberately hurt his or her child.

It's scary how far people go for attention.

Mood Swings, Munchausen by Proxy, blah ):

One day I'll move to Switzerland, make cheese, and live in a cottage by a starfish-filled river.